(Enter Ryan)
(ring ring ring)
Ryan: "Hey Brit, Hows Cali."
Brit: "Fuckin' Awesome! How are you?"
Ryan: "Im ok, freaking everybody left the CH, and that sucks, but all in all ive been ok. Miss you."
Brit: "Aw, Ry. I miss you too."
(awkward silence)
Ryan: " So, tell me about SoCal."
Brit: "Well, its fun. Ive been raving/partying alot, so I dont get to see my new apt that much, and when i do i dont really remember, but it seems nice i guess."
Ryan: "So its like the west coast version of McDade?"
Brit: "Sure i guess, but just with less drama and ALOT more sex."
Ryan: (unzipping his pants): "Haha, very nice!"
(Beep...Beep)
Ryan: "Brit, hold that thought, i have another call."
Brit: (annoyed) "ok"
Ryan: "Hello"
Stefan: "YO!"
Ryan: (quickly zipping his pants back up)
"Oh hey man, whats up? Howve u been?"
Stefan (sounding like he's stretching) "Alright, you?"
Ryan: "Pretty good man, i actually have Brit on the other line now, can i call u back?"
Stefan: (disappointed) "mmmmmk"
(Beep)
Ryan: "Hey Brit u there?"
Brit: (not speaking into the phone) "what?....OH MY GOD... i cant beleive i did that?"
Bettina: (in the background, laughing) "You so did, and he had a cleft lip Brit! CHARITY CASE!"
Brit (back into the phone): "Looks like i do contribute to those less fortunate after all!"
Ryan: (sketched out) "ummm...ughhh...way to go Marie."
Brit: (laughing hysterically) "Wow...ok"
Ryan: "That was Stefan that just called"
Brit: "Gotcha. Well i actually kinda gotta go now."
Ryan: "oh...well ok."
Brit: "But ill talk to u later, Love ya Ry."
Ryan:(snearing) "Love you too Brit."
-3 hours later-
(Ryan asleep)
(ring, ring, ring)
Ryan: "Hello?"
Stefan: "Your good at calling people back!"
Ryan: (confused) "Huh?Oh....well. Sorry about that man. Im actually asleep right now, can i call u later?"
Stefan: "Its 3 pm."
Ryan: "....yep..."
Stefan: (annoyed and disappointed, mother yelling something in the background) "Jesus, i wish the group was all back together"
Ryan: "Me too man, me too. Later."
Stefan: "Later."
(Clcik. Click)
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