Friday, October 17, 2008

Running Dialouge Part 2

(Enter Blair, sleeping in bed, with dog laying beside her.)
(Blair awakes, looks at Dog, snears solumnly. Wonders when this dog lying next to her will be replaced by another love. This makes her a little sad, but instantly the cynisism takes over.)
Blair " Dogs are easier to take care of."
(Enter Blair's roomate, Ashley)
Ashley: "Who are you talking too? Odie?"
(Odie looks up from Blair's bed after hearing his name.)
Blair: (Annoyed at having to explain herself to her intelectual subordinate): "Oh no, just thinking about how much easier dogs are to have around than boys."
Ashley: (looking suprised, then understanding) "True, but at least the sex is better."
Blair: (looking at Odie) "I wouldnt be so sure."
(Odie just looks confused)
Ashley: " C'mon Odie, lets go outside."
(Or in Odie: "Blah Blah ODIE, Blah bluh blah bluh blah OUTSIDE" He immediately gets up and follows her.)

(Exit Odie and Ashley)

(Blair lays back in bed. Thinking that she'd really rather have Odie than any guy that she knew. She looks at the clock, decides to get up and goes into the shower. She examines herself in the mirror breifly as she undresses, looks at her hair, not yet made crazy by her fasion sence, instead made crazy by her pillow and her tendency to roll around in bed. Blair get into the shower, the warmth of the water reminds her of a man, of sex, of pleasure, of......Ryan? Her face immediately grimaces.)
Blair: "What the hell?"
(She shrugs off the thought and grabs for the shampoo. She lathers up with soap and then washes it all off. Blair always did get the shampoo in her hair, leave it in as she lathered up, then in what motion jump back into the hot stream of water to rinse it all off. It was like being reborn to her. Rebirth, the perfect way to start the day.)

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(Blair is in the kitchen, pouring some cereal and Soy milk.)
Ashley: "What's on your plate today."
Blair: "Not meat."
("Mmmm, meat" she thought to herself. She becomes aroused.)
Ashley: "Haha, of course not meat. Vegans can't have meat!"
Blair: (looking down, chuckling yet disapointed by the double entandra) "Yeah, i know. Seriously thougth, i 'll be at Boris and Natasha's till 6."
Ashley: "Yeah. Im workin till 5,"
(Blair thought this was funny. "Go to art school, work at boutique, still weird people out by my fasion sence.")
Blair: (eating her Vegan cereal) "Thats the way it goes. Gotta start workin on my speach for graduation."
Ashley: "Oh thats right, how goes that."
Blair: "It'll go fine. Anyway, i got to go, ill seeya later. C'mon Odie"
Ashley: "Bye."
(Blair and Odie walk out to the car, they get in. She pulls out of the driveway, drives down the street, stops at a stoplight. This annoys Blair, "Ive got somewhere to be, why should i stop for all these idiots? I work at a very good fasion boutique, What do they do?" )
Blair: (looking at Odie) "Were just more important, arnt we."
(Waiting at the stop light, Blair remembers her thought in the shower.)
Blair: "Ryan? Seriously, i need to gets on some meds."
(The fittingness of this statement made her laugh, she probably always thought her whole life that if there was one person that would make her down Prozac it would in fact be Ryan. But like this? By thinking of him in the shower? Thats a curve ball she never thought would happen. The irony of the situation makes her feel better.)
Blair: (Petting Odie) " I dont need meds, do i Odie? Just some cock i guess."
(Odie looks at her, still confused)

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