Week 3: UNC vs. Rutgers, Trip to Bank of America

Written on 9/19/08

Ok, so its friday and i ahve nothing to do at work, that means its useless writing time!!!!!!!Lets get some thing s outta the way first.

1) I hate the new facebook format, i cant find anything, and to all of you who are like "no man, its so much more streamlined, so much better.".....fuck off. All i know is that i cant find anything.

2) All of you who know me (and thats all of you) know that im way to disillusioned with our political system to give a flying fuck about the political formality that is november's presidential election. But i just think its funny that ever since McCain (sp?) nominated Sarah Palin for VP every bandwagon female democrat in CH (and there are tons of them) has devolved into a 10th grader gossiping about the homecoming queen. Its halarious. Just imagine what it would have been like if this had been Hillary. But again....who really cares. Im still sticking my head in the sand that is football.

Now on to last weeks gridiron events. UNC looked pretty damn good against Rutgers. The D was bend not break and ill take it. Its still way too early to really determine anything bc we done know how good Rutgers really is, but 44-12 is still great. Saturday i did nothing except watch Gt blow the game to VT and watch Oregon almost do the smae thing. Then saw OSU suprise absolutely noone as they bent over for three hours while USC had their way with them. (im going to abstaine from making a reference about any girls here) USC was the Sean to OSU's Nisreeen.....errrrrrrr......i mean the Zach to their Jess.......errrrrrr.......i mean the Matt L. to their drunk unsuspecting whore.......yeah thatll work. Anyway, i wok up at 7 am sunday and started heading to Charoltte for the game with my buddy Pat and some of his freinds from Chicago. Ok, first things first, it wa a great game and the panthers came back and won for the 2nd straight game. This team might be better then people thought. Now i cant give much of an analysis of what actually happened football wise bc a) i was hammered b) i was sitting in the fucking straosphere so i couldnt really see anything. Now on too the tailgating scene. Ok, i really like the panthers and i also really like the bears. But let me tell you something. After going there to the stadium and seeing both fan bases as represented by that game, i really LOVE bears fans and i really HATE panthers fans. Bears fans were fucking awesome to tailgate with. We roll up at like 10:00 (3 hrs b4 the game) and we park in what could have been called Little Chicago (keep in mind, this is IN CHARLOTTE).

The bears are one of those historically proud franchise with a huge national following, so i expected a ton. But i didnt expect to see Orange and dark blue dominating the place. My favorite thing was this one dude who had like a whole resteraunt going basically out of his truck (the works as far as tailgating goes) and he had this flag pole with the flags (going down from the top) of: USA, State of Illinios, City of Chicago, Chicago Bears, Beer mug. Hilarious. Bears fans were routy, knowledgeable, nice, proud, into it win or lose. Pathers fans on the other hand seemed to be a mix of Yuppie North charlotte bandwagoners looking for something to do on a sunday and straight trailer trash mullet wearing deuchbags with sub-80 IQs. I know that sounds harsh, but c'mon we were THAT close to South Carolina.
Both seemed to know so little about football and the panthers that talking to alot of them was just embarrasing. The ratio of the panthers to bears fans at the game (again, IN CHARLOTTE) was probably about 3:2. No joke, thats fucking terrible for your home feild. No wonder the panthers are so subpar at home. Ok, last week i was at Autzen, how fucking loud that place was was how fucking quiet BoA was. Pin drop quiet. Sad. So that was dissapointing. The girls were decently hot though. They ranged from your treyburn esque trophy wives (again, yuppie north charlotters that can actually aford season tickets) to your SC dumpster slut variety (pull your see-through white pants up babe, noone wants to see your thong, your 40.)
All in all i had a great time, ate way too much, got way to drunk and saw some pretty hot girls, but im gonna try to stick with college from now on, or at least steer clear of paying $90 bucks for a panthers ticket, then another 30 on beer. Tomm im gonna watch UNC's biggest game in 11 years when VA Tech comes. Im so nervous, Ill prolly start drinking now..........